A Lasting Impression of Space

I forgot.!.!

Dance as if no one were watching, but if you are self conscious like me, then don't dance at all. AND! If you dance like me, you'll probably hurt more people than help. Because I look like a pallid squid on dry land after it just got a horrible ice storm. The dry frosty land, not the squid. It's not pretty.

Just to clarify, I am not a squid. It is a simile, meant to convey the over-all awkwardness of my "dancing" skills. Now I am sure you would think that I am indeed a squid, because, after all, squids are highly intelligent, unlike toast, and with all the tentacles could indeed type on keyboard, however! I am not. I just dance like one.

I want to ride on a giant lobster named Polonius. Spell check wants its name to be polonaise, which I believe its a form of mayonnaise, but I could be wrong.

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Only the Sith deal in absolutes. (Ironic i.e "Do or do not, there is no try"(Yoda).)

Absolutely preposterous. Is Yoda a sith? Did he change his supposed ways of teaching in the span of the differing movies?

This is about Star Wars, just in case you wondered.

Funny, isn't it, how in the span of a couple of years, one of the greatest directors changes the face of THE greatest trilogy of all times. (Indiana Jones :-( )

"I AM THE GREETEST!!! NOW I AM LAVING FOR NO APPARENT RAISIN!!"

If I were a mechanical operation, I would be the rubber surrounding something that is never really purposeful or necessary. I'm there for the convenience.

Take it from me, I have seen and herded the most peculiar stories. Do not attempt to herd stories, for they are ravenous. Like lobster's right before they get cooked. They whistle, and if you are a dog, you'd best be running away from it.

I got to 7 topics. I got nothing else.

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Sky...walk....errrrrrrrrr! Ugggghhhh. (Those will be my last words)