A Lasting Impression of Space

I forgot.!.!

Dance as if no one were watching, but if you are self conscious like me, then don't dance at all. AND! If you dance like me, you'll probably hurt more people than help. Because I look like a pallid squid on dry land after it just got a horrible ice storm. The dry frosty land, not the squid. It's not pretty.

Just to clarify, I am not a squid. It is a simile, meant to convey the over-all awkwardness of my "dancing" skills. Now I am sure you would think that I am indeed a squid, because, after all, squids are highly intelligent, unlike toast, and with all the tentacles could indeed type on keyboard, however! I am not. I just dance like one.

I want to ride on a giant lobster named Polonius. Spell check wants its name to be polonaise, which I believe its a form of mayonnaise, but I could be wrong.